http://www.nightshiftsteven.com/ comics http://www.nightshiftsteven.com/256.html I'm pretty sure it's dandelions that make my allergies have a kinipsion fit. It's hard to say for sure though as everything that can bloom is currently doing just that. I try taking Claratin (or at least the generic Wal-Mart version of it) but it doesn't stop all the sneezing and itching. While that might frustrate some people, it makes me kind of pround knowing my body is too strong for modern pharmacy to cope with. http://www.nightshiftsteven.com/255.html I don't like to call it stealing. Be aware though I reserve the right to "repurpose" any conversation we've had into comic form. I also reserve the right to repurpose any good gift you may get your mother for mother's day, because as of yet I've no idea what to give mine. She's recently taken up knitting and has made like 30 afghans. She keeps on trying to give me one and I keep telling her afghans are stupid (why would you want a blanket that, when finished, is equal parts blanket and holes?) but if I don't have anything by Saturday night then I'll count my present as accepting one of her dumb blankets. http://www.nightshiftsteven.com/254.html Spring break? Eh. Not really, though technically it is springy outside and I have been on a break. I can say the lack of new comics isn't simply indicative of how lazy I am. A slactus I am not. Most of the time. No, I haven't been updating a frequently because I've been driving to and from Albany every evening for the past two weeks: http://www.nightshiftsteven.com/252.html As part of my continuing goal to reach 100% self actualization I've decided to learn how to read and speak Braille. I don't plan on going blind anytime soon, and if I did being able to read Braille wouldn't do me any good because shortly after losing my sight I'd walk right into the middle of a busy intersection. Not because I couldn't see it, but because I was blind. http://www.nightshiftsteven.com/251.html I can only hope for the sake of paratroopers everywhere they don't fall at the same velocity the little toy army men ones do. If they do, I can't imagine they have higher than a 0.00% survival rate. I think the parachute might actually make these things fall faster.